gender meme finger
17 years ago
General
is that a hobbit over there?!
FEMALISHNESS
-you dress to attract
-you spend more time than economical on outfits
-you look in the mirror too much
-you'd prefer others do the physical work
-you act passive around new people
-an elaborate cocktail is YOUR poison
-You explain sex as OTHERS doing it to YOU
-discreet earphones are better
-you giggle
-you wash and care for your hair
-two cute guys playing around is HAWT
-cute things in general are great
-Undie shopping (especially with others) can be sooo fun
-the shoes you're wearing matter in relation to the rest of your outfit
-you don't mind being touched gently
-you are unafraid of saying "FABULOUS"
TEH GUYNESS
-you enjoy physical competition
-you like to feel strong by helping or harming weaker people
-beer is your drink
-using words your friends might not understand is very uncool
-using sexual terms your friends don't know and explaining them is VERY cool
-you will say "i had sex with/fucked..." instead of "we had sex"
-headphones that make your ears bleed are AWESOME
-you have a working hand therefore you don't mind extended time alone
-you laugh boisterously
-Hairdressers FEAR YOU and your greasy boy hair
-Two girls making out and doing innapropriate things with objects turns you on
-you use the term "gay" to denote something unpleasant
-'street' and gang stuff and awesome graffiti any day
-you are uncomfortable shopping for underwear, and do it conservatively
-you watch sport on television often
NOW PEOPLE basic mathematics for you, there are not scores, there are percentages! Take your two totals... in my case
Girly 3
Boyish 3
and add them up, so 3 + 3 = 6
now put em in this format
(one of the gender scores) / (total, in this case 9) x 100 = percentage that gender you are
Girly: 50%
Boyish: 50%
uuhhmmmm woo? ... lol does this mean im a herm? xD
-you dress to attract
-you spend more time than economical on outfits
-you look in the mirror too much
-you'd prefer others do the physical work
-you act passive around new people
-an elaborate cocktail is YOUR poison
-You explain sex as OTHERS doing it to YOU
-discreet earphones are better
-you giggle
-you wash and care for your hair
-two cute guys playing around is HAWT
-cute things in general are great
-Undie shopping (especially with others) can be sooo fun
-the shoes you're wearing matter in relation to the rest of your outfit
-you don't mind being touched gently
-you are unafraid of saying "FABULOUS"
TEH GUYNESS
-you enjoy physical competition
-you like to feel strong by helping or harming weaker people
-beer is your drink
-using words your friends might not understand is very uncool
-using sexual terms your friends don't know and explaining them is VERY cool
-you will say "i had sex with/fucked..." instead of "we had sex"
-headphones that make your ears bleed are AWESOME
-you have a working hand therefore you don't mind extended time alone
-you laugh boisterously
-Hairdressers FEAR YOU and your greasy boy hair
-Two girls making out and doing innapropriate things with objects turns you on
-you use the term "gay" to denote something unpleasant
-'street' and gang stuff and awesome graffiti any day
-you are uncomfortable shopping for underwear, and do it conservatively
-you watch sport on television often
NOW PEOPLE basic mathematics for you, there are not scores, there are percentages! Take your two totals... in my case
Girly 3
Boyish 3
and add them up, so 3 + 3 = 6
now put em in this format
(one of the gender scores) / (total, in this case 9) x 100 = percentage that gender you are
Girly: 50%
Boyish: 50%
uuhhmmmm woo? ... lol does this mean im a herm? xD
FA+

Corsets are love.
Girly: 71.43%
Boyish: 28.57%