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17 years ago
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Kiala_Tiagra
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Night, seems more attractive to me
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Have not done either
Vibrator or Dildo?
Neither
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
On
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Neither
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Neither
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Girl/Boy/Girl
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Neither
Newly Discovered fetish?
Master or slave?
Master...nobody controls ME!
Slut or whore?
Both really
Light Bondage or heavy?
Not into that stuff
Whispering or screaming?
Both...we'll be whispering things at first, but when I'm done you bet she'll be screaming heh-heh.
Ever lost your sanity?
Yes
Most coveted perversion?
"Perversion" is a relative term.
Spanking?
NO
Submissive?
What the...we already covered this question
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
WTF are you talking about!?!
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Kinky...but not interested...
Relationship Status:
Single *I need some pussy real BAAAAAAAD X( !!!
Orientation:
Hetrosexual
Body type:
5' 11", a bit over-weight...but not fat
Religion:
(I don't feel like answering this one...but I am a Christian)
Zodiac Sign?
Virgo
Smoke / Drink:
Drink (Magaritas, Pina Coladas, anything but Beer)
Current Location:
I don't want to talk about it...
Your Weakness:
Procrastination...I hold things off quite a bit
Your Best Physical Feature:
My face, everyone says I'm hansome...but I don't see it
Your Bedtime:
11...11:30 P.M CST
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
yes
In the past week have you masturbated:
Maybe once a day if I feel like it
Number of Piercings:
None
Number of Tattoos:
None
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Yes...but I just can't help myself
At what age did you lose your virginity?
I'm still a virgin
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
No, I want to, but no
If you give head, do you swallow?
I AM NOT GAY!!!
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
No!
Do you like penetration of the anus?
HELL NO!!!
Have you ever tried fisting
WTF what sick fuck do you take me for?
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
7
Nymphomaniacal?
Too old for that
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Yes, sadly.
Are you promiscuous?
Not sure
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Haven't really slept with anyone yet
Do you ever have phone sex?
No
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
That sort of thing exists?
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
AAAHHH...Confusing sentence!!!
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
No
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
WTF!?!
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
No
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Sometimes, it depends really
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Long, just gives you so much more to play with when you're cuddling.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Yes
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nope
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
a couple of times
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
no
Are you a sadist or masochist?
a bit of a sadist
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
we are going over this again?
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?No
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?No
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
yes
Do you like bondage?
No
Like to be tied up?
no
Like to tie up partner?
and no
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No...but would like to.
If so, what gender were your partners? Both girls please
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No. There is the standing rule of getting shot if someone tries
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
Thought about it...but never went through with it.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?No
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Ew, ew, ewww...no!
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
*pulls out a magnum* do not make me hurt you!
Kiala_TiagraSex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Night, seems more attractive to me
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Have not done either
Vibrator or Dildo?
Neither
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
On
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Neither
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Elevator
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Neither
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Girl/Boy/Girl
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Neither
Newly Discovered fetish?
Master or slave?
Master...nobody controls ME!
Slut or whore?
Both really
Light Bondage or heavy?
Not into that stuff
Whispering or screaming?
Both...we'll be whispering things at first, but when I'm done you bet she'll be screaming heh-heh.
Ever lost your sanity?
Yes
Most coveted perversion?
"Perversion" is a relative term.
Spanking?
NO
Submissive?
What the...we already covered this question
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
WTF are you talking about!?!
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Kinky...but not interested...
Relationship Status:
Single *I need some pussy real BAAAAAAAD X( !!!
Orientation:
Hetrosexual
Body type:
5' 11", a bit over-weight...but not fat
Religion:
(I don't feel like answering this one...but I am a Christian)
Zodiac Sign?
Virgo
Smoke / Drink:
Drink (Magaritas, Pina Coladas, anything but Beer)
Current Location:
I don't want to talk about it...
Your Weakness:
Procrastination...I hold things off quite a bit
Your Best Physical Feature:
My face, everyone says I'm hansome...but I don't see it
Your Bedtime:
11...11:30 P.M CST
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
yes
In the past week have you masturbated:
Maybe once a day if I feel like it
Number of Piercings:
None
Number of Tattoos:
None
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Yes...but I just can't help myself
At what age did you lose your virginity?
I'm still a virgin
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
No, I want to, but no
If you give head, do you swallow?
I AM NOT GAY!!!
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
No!
Do you like penetration of the anus?
HELL NO!!!
Have you ever tried fisting
WTF what sick fuck do you take me for?
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
7
Nymphomaniacal?
Too old for that
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
Yes, sadly.
Are you promiscuous?
Not sure
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
Haven't really slept with anyone yet
Do you ever have phone sex?
No
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
That sort of thing exists?
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
No
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
AAAHHH...Confusing sentence!!!
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
No
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
WTF!?!
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
No
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Sometimes, it depends really
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Long, just gives you so much more to play with when you're cuddling.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Yes
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
Nope
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
a couple of times
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
no
Are you a sadist or masochist?
a bit of a sadist
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
we are going over this again?
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?No
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?No
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
yes
Do you like bondage?
No
Like to be tied up?
no
Like to tie up partner?
and no
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No...but would like to.
If so, what gender were your partners? Both girls please
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No. There is the standing rule of getting shot if someone tries
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
Thought about it...but never went through with it.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?No
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
No
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Ew, ew, ewww...no!
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
*pulls out a magnum* do not make me hurt you!
