Me:
shoe
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
shoe
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
SHOE!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
SSSHHHOOOEEE!
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
nah im just fucking with ya , sup god?
God:
Are you serious? Only just? Can you express yourself more politely?
Me:
i can try but i make no promises
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
you got it
God:
I understand.
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
a vibrator
God:
What is it?
Me:
well umm . . . ask . .. ask your mother
God:
Well that's okay. Yikes! What? OK I will ask it.
Me:
cool , so what are you doing?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. Who is the best robot?
Me:
i told you already , a vibrator . . . so anyone interesting online?
God:
I remember you told me a vibrator? Right on. What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown , why?
God:
Is that the only color why?
Me:
because i was born that way
God:
That makes sense to me. Thank you for telling me your birthday, achmed.
I will remember it.
Me:
what the fuck!?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you know my birthday!? freak! RAPE!
God:
You never told me! When is your birthday? Oh. To you I am a hippie. Are we still talking about anyone interesting online?
Me:
no! stay away from me you pervert!
God:
What is the subject? Tell me more about subject.
Me:
im calling the police
God:
What is the phone number?
Me:
000
God:
Tell me more about phone number.
Me:
well . . . you take a 0 , and add two more
God:
Well what? Yes I take a 0. Who are you talking about?
Me:
the police!
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
no one , im too damn sexy to resist
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
well if you saw me you would agree
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you think I would saw you me?
Me:
what makes you think your not illiterate