Igod
17 years ago
General
Little angel go away, come again some other day , the devil has my ear today , ill never hear a word you say says
so i found this program Igod , artificial intelligence responding to your text . . .this is the most non offensive conversation i came up with . . . lol\
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about though me decrepit old shitstain. But I did not get that.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
for really real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
nope , i am a transcended being living in the computers shell for a small time before i move on to a new host , perhaps human this time
God:
Are you serious? You are a transcended being living in the computers shell for a small time before you move on to a new host perhaps human this time? How do you like your work?
Me:
i enjoy it , it inflicts extreme pain on people , so i get by
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
what i do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
yes , do you?
God:
Excuse me! As often as possible.
Me:
i will next time you sneeze
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will wait until you sneeze . .. and then BAM! out comes politeness
God:
Congratulations. Does "it" still refer to it it inflicts extreme pain on people so you get by? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
pretty sure its a computer judging by the shitty pronunciation and grammar of words and the construction of sentences being extremely sketchy
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
pretty much
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
pretty pretty much?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about though me decrepit old shitstain. But I did not get that.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
for really real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
nope , i am a transcended being living in the computers shell for a small time before i move on to a new host , perhaps human this time
God:
Are you serious? You are a transcended being living in the computers shell for a small time before you move on to a new host perhaps human this time? How do you like your work?
Me:
i enjoy it , it inflicts extreme pain on people , so i get by
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
what i do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
yes , do you?
God:
Excuse me! As often as possible.
Me:
i will next time you sneeze
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will wait until you sneeze . .. and then BAM! out comes politeness
God:
Congratulations. Does "it" still refer to it it inflicts extreme pain on people so you get by? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
pretty sure its a computer judging by the shitty pronunciation and grammar of words and the construction of sentences being extremely sketchy
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
pretty much
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
pretty pretty much?
FA+
