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My Cock [SilverFenrir meme]
17 years ago
General
This is in response to the awesomeness of SilverFenrir and his journal/meme http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/294225/
I'll give the same warning he does:
"18+ only! This is a mature meme past this point; Scroll down only if this disclaimer doesn't single you out!"
My Cock
I often tell people that I have the worlds smallest penis -- that it's the size of a tic-tac. (Would anyone like a breath mint?)
The plain and simple truth, as best I may tell it is: I think my cock is hansom and friendly, because people have complimented it, and it plays well with others. It's 6 inches when I measure it, 7 inches when someone else measures it, un-manscaped, cut, and of unmeasured girth (circumference).
I find manscaping to be a pain in the balls more often than not, and I've yet to bend a ruler around it to measure the thickness.
I usually position it to the left when I dress, and I'm a grower, not a shower
tada!
... okay now it's your turn. If you don't understand the rules of the game, it's okay, just go here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/294225/ . That's SilverFenrir's journal that gave me this idea, plus you should check him out because he's got talent at scribbles and spins (artwork and djwurk). So, go see and listen, okay? buh-bye.
I'll give the same warning he does:
"18+ only! This is a mature meme past this point; Scroll down only if this disclaimer doesn't single you out!"
My Cock
I often tell people that I have the worlds smallest penis -- that it's the size of a tic-tac. (Would anyone like a breath mint?)
The plain and simple truth, as best I may tell it is: I think my cock is hansom and friendly, because people have complimented it, and it plays well with others. It's 6 inches when I measure it, 7 inches when someone else measures it, un-manscaped, cut, and of unmeasured girth (circumference).
I find manscaping to be a pain in the balls more often than not, and I've yet to bend a ruler around it to measure the thickness.
I usually position it to the left when I dress, and I'm a grower, not a shower
tada!
... okay now it's your turn. If you don't understand the rules of the game, it's okay, just go here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/294225/ . That's SilverFenrir's journal that gave me this idea, plus you should check him out because he's got talent at scribbles and spins (artwork and djwurk). So, go see and listen, okay? buh-bye.
