I should really, in light of everything else I do, make some sort of joke pic for fathers' day. And unlike the Easter and Mothers' Day ones, I should start well in advance so when I inevitably take forever I'm not late to post.

The first suggestion I have worth repeating here is something to the effect of "Dads get 50% off taking 100% off".

There's another potential approach involving a father and his (neutered, adult) son, perhaps sharing a drink at a bar and the son makes a pun about beer nuts.

This suggestion shall remain anonymous unless was claimed here: "Dad, I got found this flyer in the men's room. Wanna go smooth with me for father's day?" I could segue into some kind of joke about wanting to be an only child for a while, but I'd need to come up with one.

Yet another idea is some kind of public service announcement or an ad - I could do it either way - either offering the fixed a whole new pair or IVF if they've reached a point in their lives they're ready to be fathers.

New ideas, or suggestions for implementing any of these are welcome.

Edit: I wanted to offer Tannim the chance at anonymity, but if he's claiming credit here, I'll acknowledge it.