Ihz MAH BIRTHIN DAY

20 years...I can't find the right words to convey my sentiments, so here's a quote from Janet Weiss:

I feel released
bad times deceased
my confidence has increased
reality is here
the game has been disbanded
my mind has been expanded

Alternatively I could also use one of Rocky's lines:

somebody should be told
my libido hasn't been controlled
but now the only thing i've come to trust
is an orgasmic rush of lust

...yeah, that pretty much encapsulates it. May your lives be as prosperous and strange as mine has.