So for those of you who don't know, I am what is known as a queer. That is, one who is not gay but definitely not straight. And as a queer male, I'm putting the gay male community on notice, right here and now. Everytime I meet a cute guy, he's either a slanderous fool or he wants to have my babies within an hour of my meeting him. This ain't no ricky lake. This ain't no lifetime network movie. This ain't no after school special. I didn't know you liked to get wet. I mean.... well, you get the point. People have no concept of time when it comes to relationship and it drives my craw batty. Look at me, I'm mixing metaphors, for god's sake! Anyway, it's no fun being around someone who feels more than you feel for them. It's like hanging out with drunk people... sure it's fun if you're drunk too. But if you're not, then it get's real old real fast...either that or you're some sort of predator. Trust me, I know what it's like to be lonely, but you can't go through life with this 'take what I can get' attitude. It's just bad news waiting to happen. As the newspeople say, no news is good news. And any publicity is good publicity. Also, if it ain't broke don't fix it, stop the presses and other aphorisms. So don't do it, people. Or...as the nike slogan goes...just do it. But don't fall in love afterwards. Sarite? Sarite.

Oh that reminds me, I'm going to teach all the non english speaking employees at my work to say sarite. I think it will increase their communication and entartainment skils to no end. It's a hell of a lot easier than teaching people to speak english proper... hmm... wasn't I supposed to be looking for a job doing that? Oh well, I'm sure one will fall into my lap sooner or later. But just in case...better watch some more youtube videos.

TTFN