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14 years ago
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I write letters to chavs!
Letter as followed.
Dear chavs,
If I beat the crap out of you, it's only because I care for the future of Britain. So don't take it personal when I kick you in the balls to stop you from having kids at 13 -15 years of age or throw you in front of a incoming car so you know how stupid you are for racing on a push bike or running across the road when the light is set to green for THEM to go!
Don't take it to heart if I blind you with Paint spray while I draw " Artwork " On your face and please please don't hate on me for when I steal your mobile or wallet and give them to their original owners that you stole them from.
Also don't get butt hurt if I run you over with the car you just stolen. Your face was in the way of the car wheels and I need to return the car to it's rightful owner. Don't mind the tire marks along your face though it will wash off eventually. Oh wait no you guys don't wash...... Here wear this human sized condom I know this would be the first condom you have ever worn and probably the only one you will ever wear but it will keep you much cleaner then you yourself can actually do.
I am writing this because I care.
your sincerely
A better chav then you.
PS: God I want to rape your face! UNF UNF UNF! >:3
Letter as followed.
Dear chavs,
If I beat the crap out of you, it's only because I care for the future of Britain. So don't take it personal when I kick you in the balls to stop you from having kids at 13 -15 years of age or throw you in front of a incoming car so you know how stupid you are for racing on a push bike or running across the road when the light is set to green for THEM to go!
Don't take it to heart if I blind you with Paint spray while I draw " Artwork " On your face and please please don't hate on me for when I steal your mobile or wallet and give them to their original owners that you stole them from.
Also don't get butt hurt if I run you over with the car you just stolen. Your face was in the way of the car wheels and I need to return the car to it's rightful owner. Don't mind the tire marks along your face though it will wash off eventually. Oh wait no you guys don't wash...... Here wear this human sized condom I know this would be the first condom you have ever worn and probably the only one you will ever wear but it will keep you much cleaner then you yourself can actually do.
I am writing this because I care.
your sincerely
A better chav then you.
PS: God I want to rape your face! UNF UNF UNF! >:3
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