Fluttershy's rage will bring about the end of all things.
14 years ago
General
It is reported that news of SOPA and PIPA has reached the ears of Fluttershy. In response, she has sent out a legion of her gigantic, fire-breathing clones to bring about the apocalypse. When questioned about this, she reportedly had this to say to all proponents of the bills: "How dare you? HOW DARE YOU?! Now listen here, misters and misses! You may have power and huge pocketbooks, but you do not- I repeat- you do NOT HURT MY FRIENDS!!!"
So far, many cities have crumbled under the wrath of these giant, fire-breathing pony clones, who have oddly styled their hair after Rainbow Dash. While the raw power of these monsters is a force to be reckoned with, reports state that at least 70% of all victims actually died from their heart exploding. Twice. We have helicopter footage from the scene. Be advised not to watch it unless you have a very high tolerance for adorableness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ
Fluttershy has not hinted at any plans for negotiation. She has, however, stated that, "If this is the kind of world where big, old meanies can get away with this, I need to make way for a nicer world. That is, if you don't mind." Investigators told her that, in fact, we do mind very much. Allegedly, she simply stated, "Oh. That's fine," locked herself up in her house and has not been seen since.
WE MUST STOP SOPA AND PIPA!
So far, many cities have crumbled under the wrath of these giant, fire-breathing pony clones, who have oddly styled their hair after Rainbow Dash. While the raw power of these monsters is a force to be reckoned with, reports state that at least 70% of all victims actually died from their heart exploding. Twice. We have helicopter footage from the scene. Be advised not to watch it unless you have a very high tolerance for adorableness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ
Fluttershy has not hinted at any plans for negotiation. She has, however, stated that, "If this is the kind of world where big, old meanies can get away with this, I need to make way for a nicer world. That is, if you don't mind." Investigators told her that, in fact, we do mind very much. Allegedly, she simply stated, "Oh. That's fine," locked herself up in her house and has not been seen since.
WE MUST STOP SOPA AND PIPA!
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*injects himself with insulin*
I'm good now...