Customer: "If I don't pay for my services, will you take my website down?"
Me: "If I don't pay my rent, will I be evicted?"

Customer: "Why do I need to pay for this domain name?"
Me: "Money is exchanged for goods and services."

Customer: "Why do you charge $9.99 now? Five years ago it was $8.99."
Me: "Why do I need to pay $2.94 per gallon? Last week it was $2.93 per gallon."

Customer: "I didn't use this service for the first three months I had it. You should refund me."
Me: "I was on vacation for three months. I shouldn't have to pay rent for that."

Customer: "You can't take away my hosting just because I didn't pay my bill!"
Me: "You can't take away my car just because I didn't pay for it!"

Customer: "Why do your free services come with advertisements?"
Me: "Because we aren't in business to go bankrupt."