Here are the results for last week's contest:

1. When I was a baby, I...
b) ate more mushrooms than in the intervening 20+ years of my life... and subsequently puked them up. (3/4 got this correct)

2. On my sixth birthday, I...
b) got food poisoning from a roast beef sandwich, yet more puking. (2/4 got this correct)

3. In first grade, I...
a) hit a friend in the cheek with a stick, requiring plastic surgery, as it went all the way through. (1/4 got this correct)

4. In middle school, I...
c) won a prize for having the widest mouth in the school. (1/4 got this correct)

5. In eighth grade, I...
a) never weighed more than 70 pounds / 32 kg. (2/4 got this correct)

6. In high school, I...
b) was voted the quietest kid in my class in senior superlatives. (0/4 got this correct)

7. My first year of college, I...
a) ate a pizza with a cockroach in it. Well, half a cockroach by the time I noticed. (2/4 got this correct)

8. When I graduated, I...
c) had a higher GPA than anyone in any of my three majors. (2/4 got this correct)

9. At my current job, I...
b) broke several hundred dollars worth of computer equipment with my wedding ring. (0/4 got this correct)

10. Since I made my account here, I...
c) spend less time RPing than anytime in the last five years. (1/4 got this correct)

Surprisingly, there was no one question that everyone got right!

And now for the vote. I want to switch up my Featured Submission. Just post here which one you'd like to see up, even if it's the one currently there, and I'll tally votes at the end of the week. Don't be shy! All watchers are invited.