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Sex meme
14 years ago
General
'Cos I'm horny! :P
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Several!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above. Whenever's right at the time.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The dark side. Seriously, the sun shines in my face otherwise. Fuck mornings.
4. Do you masturbate?
YES.
5. How often? Lately?
Usually at least once in the morning, once in the evening. More often a couple of times each, and a quickie at lunch. Self employment. <3
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope (like they could afford me! ;P )
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. But I can't atm because the bath-seal leaks. Gotta have "sit-showers" atm :P
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup! The shower anyway. Baths are more awkward. Water sloshes about, fluids get diluted.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. Broadband+Xhamster.com+Orbit downloader
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Occasionally passive can be ok if you're feeling predatory, but I prefer agression. Someone who pushes back.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends? Sure, totally. In a relationship sense? I'd only call that love when it's reciprocated. Otherwise it's just a crush.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most. We're not talking about our FA watch-list here, are we?
13. Would you choose love or money?
In what world do you have to choose?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Costumes, rough sex, sense-play.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Poorly worded. I'm sure someone somewhere has. ;P But yeah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Not sure.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Also not sure.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yup. By her "boyfriend" (well, her boyfriend as far as the landlord was concerned).
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, our trip to the Canadian Ballet got cancelled last minute.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not exactly.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Kinda.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yup, but way way back.
24. What's your sexuality?(THE REASON FOR THE TITLE TO THIS MEME!!!!)
This meme had a title? Hetroflexible I guess? Not very flexible, but a bit.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, I start watching the movies.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work in a workshop. There is sawdust and metal filings everywhere. No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Once, but it's much cheaper to go online.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Vibrator, ball-gag, collar, leash, silk rope, paraffin candle, cockring, textured sheaths. Probably a few other bits. My spreader bar got lost after I lent it to someone.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Possibly. Most would be quite old by now, or screengrabbed without my knowledge.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Christ I hope not.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
YUP.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I'd say so.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Probably either doggy or "ride me sideways/splitting the bamboo"
38. What's your favorite sex act?
A spontaneous passionate one.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. First time it got so late we had to leave, second time I had a bout of food-poisoning kick in.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Pervs?
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Several!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above. Whenever's right at the time.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The dark side. Seriously, the sun shines in my face otherwise. Fuck mornings.
4. Do you masturbate?
YES.
5. How often? Lately?
Usually at least once in the morning, once in the evening. More often a couple of times each, and a quickie at lunch. Self employment. <3
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope (like they could afford me! ;P )
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. But I can't atm because the bath-seal leaks. Gotta have "sit-showers" atm :P
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup! The shower anyway. Baths are more awkward. Water sloshes about, fluids get diluted.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. Broadband+Xhamster.com+Orbit downloader
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Occasionally passive can be ok if you're feeling predatory, but I prefer agression. Someone who pushes back.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends? Sure, totally. In a relationship sense? I'd only call that love when it's reciprocated. Otherwise it's just a crush.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most. We're not talking about our FA watch-list here, are we?
13. Would you choose love or money?
In what world do you have to choose?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Costumes, rough sex, sense-play.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Poorly worded. I'm sure someone somewhere has. ;P But yeah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Not sure.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Also not sure.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yup. By her "boyfriend" (well, her boyfriend as far as the landlord was concerned).
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, our trip to the Canadian Ballet got cancelled last minute.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not exactly.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Kinda.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yup, but way way back.
24. What's your sexuality?(THE REASON FOR THE TITLE TO THIS MEME!!!!)
This meme had a title? Hetroflexible I guess? Not very flexible, but a bit.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, I start watching the movies.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work in a workshop. There is sawdust and metal filings everywhere. No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Once, but it's much cheaper to go online.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Vibrator, ball-gag, collar, leash, silk rope, paraffin candle, cockring, textured sheaths. Probably a few other bits. My spreader bar got lost after I lent it to someone.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Possibly. Most would be quite old by now, or screengrabbed without my knowledge.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Christ I hope not.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yup.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
YUP.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I'd say so.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Probably either doggy or "ride me sideways/splitting the bamboo"
38. What's your favorite sex act?
A spontaneous passionate one.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. First time it got so late we had to leave, second time I had a bout of food-poisoning kick in.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Pervs?
Shanie
~shanie
I'm a perv then. :P
Shanie
~shanie
Actually, I miss read that last one I read it as "Who do you think has the guts to read this?" lol
Sci
~sci
OP
lol! Nah, you're not a perv. Not for that reason anyway. X3
