Old Guys
15 years ago
General
Don't be weird. Thanks.
They like my tits.
I'm not sure what to think of that.
I'm not sure what to think of that.
FA+

Is it one I can't control? No.
Will I look? Yes.
Will I stare? Only if said tits are rather remarkable.
Will I apologize for looking or staring? Nope.
Will I be honest about it? DAAAAAAMNED strait.
...it's 'cause I'm old.
but accidentally do it in a lecherous way
Then I walked past him again leaving the convenience store, which I said "Haha Dejavu!" and he said "Life is beautiful."
Of course, I was wearing a tank top, 'cause it's HOT OUT and he was probably oogling my tits xP
Probably because I'm a guy
So walk around topless and people will be too afraid to ogle your awesome rack.
So they stare C:
maybe one day they'll catch a hooker and then they'll be good to go
also, I'm sorry? D: