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18 years ago
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Right then, where do I start the, ay?
My friends birthday last night, a huge cluster of people, 72 bottles of beer, 2 bottle of cheap cider, 3 or 4 bottles of WKD, 16 cans of Carling Black Label, three types of this weird wine stuff that was proper rank on its own but I made some banging drinks out of them, some girls brought rum, some others brought a bottle of Rosé.
It was us versus the hordes of Kitchen. We ran in to the battle song "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis we moshed into foreign lands and cracked open some skulls! Skulls meaning bottle caps and can tabs but all the same, beer blood is tasty.
So by about an hour in everyone was in the conservatory where the music is and jumping about, dancing, singing or just yelling at the top of their voice. The people who wouldn't/couldn't dance just fell over in the living room and talked about the usual things, football, drink, table football and if anyone can get up long enough to play it, drink, why we were watching the news, what we were doing later that week, drink, who was banging who in the spare room and the small house outside and drink.
Well the night got older, and about 11 no one had the will to stand and some where getting depressed, the rest still soldiered on, trying to keep up with songs or playing table football.
When I got picked up the party had pretty much crashed, everyone standing or laying unconscious in the living room.
Amount of alcohol consumed; An official binge twice. Wankered.
Guys who got lucky; 3, not me though :<
Girls who got lucky; 3.
Quotes;
From around the table football table;
"Bury it! That's not what you want! That's not what you want!"- Blue team.
"Who does he think he is!? Who does he think is!?"- Red team.
Everywhere else;
"SHOTLEY!" "CHELMO!" "IPSWICH!" "I'm not even gonna say Holbrook..."-Most of the party.
"(With phone out)Now if you two would like to have lesbian sex..." "=Winds me and throws my phone across the room= Aww you're dirty!"-Me and some girl I didn't know.
"Hey boy! I'm Kase!" "Yeah, I'm Richard..." "Cool boy...=Unconscious="-Kase and me.
There's probably more but I ca- No wait one more!
"Give me gear, thank you dear, bring yer sister over here, let me shag with her just for the hell of it!"-Me
Yup that's about all I remember...
~Richard "The Eternal Flame" Abbott.
My friends birthday last night, a huge cluster of people, 72 bottles of beer, 2 bottle of cheap cider, 3 or 4 bottles of WKD, 16 cans of Carling Black Label, three types of this weird wine stuff that was proper rank on its own but I made some banging drinks out of them, some girls brought rum, some others brought a bottle of Rosé.
It was us versus the hordes of Kitchen. We ran in to the battle song "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis we moshed into foreign lands and cracked open some skulls! Skulls meaning bottle caps and can tabs but all the same, beer blood is tasty.
So by about an hour in everyone was in the conservatory where the music is and jumping about, dancing, singing or just yelling at the top of their voice. The people who wouldn't/couldn't dance just fell over in the living room and talked about the usual things, football, drink, table football and if anyone can get up long enough to play it, drink, why we were watching the news, what we were doing later that week, drink, who was banging who in the spare room and the small house outside and drink.
Well the night got older, and about 11 no one had the will to stand and some where getting depressed, the rest still soldiered on, trying to keep up with songs or playing table football.
When I got picked up the party had pretty much crashed, everyone standing or laying unconscious in the living room.
Amount of alcohol consumed; An official binge twice. Wankered.
Guys who got lucky; 3, not me though :<
Girls who got lucky; 3.
Quotes;
From around the table football table;
"Bury it! That's not what you want! That's not what you want!"- Blue team.
"Who does he think he is!? Who does he think is!?"- Red team.
Everywhere else;
"SHOTLEY!" "CHELMO!" "IPSWICH!" "I'm not even gonna say Holbrook..."-Most of the party.
"(With phone out)Now if you two would like to have lesbian sex..." "=Winds me and throws my phone across the room= Aww you're dirty!"-Me and some girl I didn't know.
"Hey boy! I'm Kase!" "Yeah, I'm Richard..." "Cool boy...=Unconscious="-Kase and me.
There's probably more but I ca- No wait one more!
"Give me gear, thank you dear, bring yer sister over here, let me shag with her just for the hell of it!"-Me
Yup that's about all I remember...
~Richard "The Eternal Flame" Abbott.
