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how to disconnect your brain?

15 years ago General

i wish there's a "stand by" mode ^^

48 Comments

-M- ~-m-

Watcher

15 years ago

fork to the electricity socket.

SonicFox ~sonicfox

Writer

15 years ago

You could disconnect your brain...but you won't be able to turn it back on.

Sonomatic ~sonofx51

Dabbling Hobbyist

15 years ago

This. XD

BLADEDGE ~bladedge

Digital Artist

15 years ago

I think i may have found it (Disconects part of frontal lobe). DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......I LIKE PIE!

BatCountry ~batcountry

Watcher

15 years ago

Drugs! :V

Silver Eyes Valentino ~sveyes

Writer

15 years ago

There is. Its called "Lead poisoning" and is caused by a bullet...to the brain.

Mr-Unmanly !mr-unmanly

Watcher

15 years ago

Sleeping!

ChaosSabre ~chaossabre

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Try hitting your head really hard against the wall XD

Blaze ~lavar

Artist/Composer

15 years ago

I like that Idea LOL

-Kaz- ~-kaz-

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Watch a good old 80/90 action movie like Delta Force or Undefeatable . You will also have your laughing quota filled for the rest of the week.

beefalo ~beefalo

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

Watch "American Idol" or any one of the 5,000 reality shows being broadcast right now!

AngelCam7 ~angelcam7

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Hypnosis... plain and simple...

Tyr Remora ~twitchthedragon

Omni-Enlargement Specialist

15 years ago

GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOOOO Bwaaaaaaaaaa......

FredCat ~glitchsamo21

Writer

15 years ago

Drunken

Turn on Sex Mode 100% all night

==At your risk!==

Snapping your neck hard!

Throat-Cut

Making your eyes derp!

Hang-Man

Gun at temple

Duuuuh...

MeatSnack1 ~meatsnack1

Art Whore

15 years ago

Dont sleep tonight, by tomorow you even know what time it is.

Sol-Wolf ~sol-wolf

Writer

15 years ago

Step 1: Go to sleep.
Step 2: Dream(NOTE: if dream is nightmare, wake up and repeat step 1.)

Known fact: Every dream occurs in your brain, so essentially dreaming is a way to get inside your brain!

Step 3: Knowing the above fact, search for the shutdown switch inside your dream.
Step 4: Flick the shutdown switch to OFF.
Step 5: Enjoy permanent shutdown state!

lordfarquad ~lordfarquad

Watcher

15 years ago

SCIENCE ALERT SCIENCE ALERT:
It is a proven fact that people are more prone to having nightmares if they are in a cold or chilly enviroment (a.k.a. sleeping without sheets or proper sleeping atire) so tuck in.
This can help you in your quest to find your dreaming on/off switch.

And the upper comment = win.

Sol-Wolf ~sol-wolf

Writer

15 years ago

Dammit man! No science allowed! We have more importants!

Natev3 ~natev3

Watcher

15 years ago

I think there's a plug on the spinal cord...but, I don't think you can plug it back in.

rumtar ~rumtar

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

ok heres what you do-
1st you must find the blue wire like this *takes the blue wire on my brain*
Then disconnect it like so..* falls on the floor a doctor comes in reconnects.*
Whoops It's the red one.... (body gose numb...a doctor comes in and reconnects)
ahhhh.......your on your own.

Blue42 ~blue42

Watcher

15 years ago

Moonshine, its only temporary, but....
But I have been known to stare into the distance for ages without remembering, I think that counts as standby.

Gemini ~gemini

Writer

15 years ago

Trepanning, home brain surgery via massive screw. In the end you'll be on complete standby, lying in a puddle of drool, urine and blood.

werewolfjedi5 ~werewolfjedi5

Writer

15 years ago

just focus on nothing at all.
do that and you can enter off mode for a few mintues.

FinalGamerJames ~cxulubcah

Dumbwriter

15 years ago

Watching Youtube Poops? I find that totally blanks me out to full retardation :D

app129alt ~app129alt

Writer

15 years ago

Your avatar! That's from The Critic! :DD

FinalGamerJames ~cxulubcah

Dumbwriter

15 years ago

"....but perhaps I've said too much >:3" *puffs pipe*

app129alt ~app129alt

Writer

15 years ago

I love that show, I got it on DVD recently ^.^

Devil-520 ~devil-520

15 years ago

Go to YouTube and search for "relaxation audio." Some of the clips should help disconnect your brain from the rest of the world. I know it helps me go to sleep at night.

Sejha ~panda66

Musician

15 years ago

Meditation. Or watching Dayjob orchestra.

Sejha ~panda66

Musician

15 years ago

I also happen to have Name73 Project Audioclips if you want "Pleasure" or any of those things.

MaryBell ~marybell

Writer

15 years ago

Listen to any political rant or speech for 10 minutes straight...and you'll be shut down for a lloooooonnng time :D

TylertheDemonWolf ~tylerthedemonwolf

Writer

15 years ago

it used to be the case that when we had the terrible show called "big brother" in the UK, anyone who watched that had their brain disconnected...so that it didnt register anything along the lines of common decency, morals or common sense.