Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988


The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats


Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown


Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown


Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen


Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen