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Wondering about life's deepest questions
a year ago
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Did you know that for a long time people kept finding these weird crop circle things on the seafloor and it turned out that pufferfish make those when they're horny to attract mates
Do you think the aliens are also making crop circles because they're horny?
Is that what the butt probing is about?
Do you think the aliens are also making crop circles because they're horny?
Is that what the butt probing is about?
PromiseLeif
~promiseleif
See I told them for years aliens just wanted to smash. But did they listen to me? Noooooo....
Antdroids
~antdroids
OP
And now they missed out on all that butt probing!
Lunarmage
~lunarmage
Bet it's a self-fulfilling stereotype they fall into, like with teen romance movies having someone out in the garden throwing stones at their Crush's window or playing music to them
Antdroids
~antdroids
OP
Ngl the idea that crop circles and butt probing is the alien equivalent of bad teenage love poems is really funny to me
