I just came home from pride square and I'm still kinda drunk, but happy pride everyone!!

i successfully matched like half my drinks to my outfit and that gives gay bonus points I think

also realizing we might have actually stolen a chair we chose to adopt and bring along but nobody fought us on it so clearly we were the stronger gays

now I'm gonna eat a shitload of chips and drink a bunch of fluids so hangover doesn't kill me because I'm almost 35 and that's just how that works now unfortunately